Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
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