$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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