The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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