Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
It was confusing and full of hummus
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Just puked most of my soul out..
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