no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I just made out with a guy for $7.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
I need to stop coming to work sober
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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