I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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