mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
Randomize
