Grow some girl-balls and come out already
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
What a dumb baby whore.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
Randomize
