was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
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