we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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