They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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