Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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