I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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