It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
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