at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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