Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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