Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
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