The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
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