we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I enjoy the company of your penis
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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