Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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