I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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