we're chasing vodka with high fives
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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