her vagina looked like bernie madoff
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
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