What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Randomize
