Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Randomize
