well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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