Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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