I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
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