i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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