The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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