Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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