We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
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