Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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