she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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