Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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