my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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