Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
