..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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