i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
please come you make the beer taste better
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Randomize
