she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
stop calling my apartment porn island.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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