What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
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