butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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