i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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