At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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