You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I didn't notice because vodka
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Randomize
