It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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