Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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