we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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