I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
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