y did u give ur computer a hand job?
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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