I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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