You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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