The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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