Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
I look better un-naked...
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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