Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
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