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say what?
wanna hang out?
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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