Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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