talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.
Punch her baby.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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